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Hello, I’m Murder. The above is me (and also my bunny, Hamlet).

I am a mentally ill pre-T transguy who’s going to be homeless come May 2nd.

I hopefully will have a job very soon (my last job was a seasonal one and recently ended), but not soon enough. The lack of job mixed with getting screwed over by the school and being around or below the poverty line for the past couple of years means that I am in a very bad financial place.

I planned to find someone to look over Hamlet for a couple weeks and just live out of my car for that same period of time. Some problems have arisen though; the only individuals able to look after Hamlet have several dogs and I fear that this would cause her a lot of stress and anxiety. It is getting much warmer so it will be harder to stay in my car. The closer it gets to May 2nd (just a few days, now), the harder it becomes to deal with my mental issues (not a good thing when you’re trying to start another job). And there are a ridiculous amount of laws in Utah against homelessness, such as sleeping in your car. I really don’t want to be arrested for being broke.

I haven’t wanted to post anything because I feel like most folk are in a tight spot with money lately and I haven’t wanted to be a bother. But I’m very scared right now. I’m going to re-advertise my commissions and put a donate link on my tumblr again. If you’re able to help, awesome, thank you! Every dollar helps! And if not, I understand.

So, I do COMMISSIONS (click that link for my commissions page) and here’s what some of my last commissions looked like:

(Nyx belongs to valenlarae, Darcy belongs to yuriell, Pan belongs to matchlightlife, and Bronwyn belongs to mrs-steph.) 

Commissions are currently slow going, due to living situation and mental issues, but would help me a great deal, if you wished to purchase one. If you are curious about a commission, please check out my [commissions] page or email me at embleton.jc@gmail.com. *DO NOT SEND ME MONEY FOR A COMMISSION UNTIL WE HAVE WORKED OUT THE DETAILS OF THE COMMISSION.

If you would like to donate to me directly, please click the donate button right here or on my sidebar. I cannot convey how much I appreciate any way you are able to help. 

I’m also hoping to launch a project in the near future, though that might be postponed for a little bit. But if I am able to, and if folk enjoy it at all, I will start a patreon. I’ll keep y’all updated with that.

If you’re able to, please signal boost this or my art work. I would be incredibly grateful.

Lastly, thank you so much for reading this. Thank you all for your support and your kindness. 

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Hey! Please help or signal boost my friend here if you’re able to. He really needs help.

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Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.

As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.

But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.

The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.

pheenixwright

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?

First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.

Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.

With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!

invenblocker

Say whaaaat?

Well uhm

Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.

If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.

And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.


pheenixwright

Still grasping for straws, Wright?

Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.

Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. 

Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. 

Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.  

Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.

invenblocker

I’m sorry Edgeworth.

I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1

But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.

Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.

And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?

While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.

The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!

pheenixwright

Ack.

(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)

Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!

Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!

… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?

Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.

Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!

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Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?

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Say what you will about SammyClassicSonicFan, if we had had access to YouTube at his age, we would’ve been a thousand times worse.

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